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agentdero: @seemakumar Pffft, I prefer to gamble with my life on the busiest streets I can find

agentdero: @contegix Dunno how Jupiter will respond, but maybe Juniper will ;)

agentdero: @pjthiel I might crush this fragile little sub

agentdero: My $20 speakers + "subwoofer" are really struggling to fill @Apture's big empty office with beats

agentdero: @zbowling Empty right now >_>

agentdero: @zbowling GOOD MORNING

agentdero: @cansar Kinetic, gravitational or thermal?

agentdero: When I come home and put on my scrubs, I have a bad habit of referring to myself as "Dr. Tyler" for the rest of the night.

agentdero: @RodBegbie The one with jared is by far the best, it's almost a two-unicorn moon t-shirt

agentdero: RT @jackabraham: I bet Facebook's notification removal is intended to force high margin game developers to acquire users through FB ads.

agentdero: Countdown to SXSW continues. I AM SO CAFFIENATED YEAAHHHHH

agentdero: @jasonrubenstein "All I'm sayin' is we could save a lot of money if we just put them in the same envelope" "Shut the fuck up Donny"

agentdero: Dear Feds, thank you for wasting my time and money by mailing me a letter indicating that you will mail me a census form

agentdero: While riding home I experienced sunshine, hail and driving rain. I hate Mondays.

agentdero: Been really cranking today at @Apture, I chalk it up to @Philz_Coffee's Thesora blend

agentdero: RT @apture: Your first clue as to what we are revealing at #SXSW http://bit.ly/bieCaC

agentdero: RT @mikeal: 99% of the people with an "architect" title in software are 100% full of shit.

agentdero: Rocking a t-shirt, in memoriam http://flic.kr/p/7JirDF

agentdero: @houyr That's what makes it exciting! Right?

agentdero: @Artichoke13 Bullshit, you love watching train wrecks