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Once upon a time I was a Mac developer. I loved Cocoa, I loved building Mac software, Mac OS X was once upon a time the greatest thing ever. I recall writing posts, and even founding a mailing list in the earlier days of Core Data, which I was using in tandem with Cocoa Bindings, which themselves were almost a black art. I was on a couple of podcasts talking about web services with Cocoa or MacWorld. I loved the Mac platform, and would have gladly rubbed Steve Jobs' feet and thanked him a thousand times for saving Apple from the despair of the late 1990's. As Apple grew, things slowly started to change, and we started to grow apart.

As I started to drift away, I gave a presentation at CocoaHeads presenting some of the changes and improvements to the Windows development stack, not supremely keen on the idea of building Windows applications, I was clearly on the market for "something else". Further and further I drifted, until I eventually traded my MacBook Pro in for a Thinkpad, foregoing any future I might have developing Mac software. My decade long journey of tinkering and learning on Macintosh computers had ended.

When Mac OS X was in it's original Rhapsody-phase, in the weird nether-world between Platinum and Aqua, Apple realized that it had been held back by not giving developers tools to build for the platform. Apple began to push Project Builder which became Xcode, which became the key to the Intel-transition and has helped transform Mac OS from a perennial loser in the third-party software world to a platform offering the absolute best in third-party software. Third-party applications of impressive quality were built and distributed by the "indie mac devs", Adium, Voodoo Pad and Acorn from Flying Meat, Nicecast and Audio Hijack Pro from Rogue Amoeba, FuzzMeasure Pro from SuperMegaUltraGroovy, Growl, NetNewsWire or MarsEdit originally from Brent Simmons (NetNewsWire is now owned by NewsGator, while MarsEdit was acquired by Daniel Jalkut of Red Sweater Software), Yojimbo and BBEdit from BareBones, even Firefox, Camino and Opera filled the gap while Apple pulled Safari out of it's craptastic version 2 series. Applications were used on Mac OS X instead of web applications because the experience was better, faster and integrated with Address Book, iPhoto, Mail.app, iMovie and all of Apple's own stack.

Then came the iPhone, with its "Web SDK" nonsense. The story, at least at the time, was clear to me. Apple didn't care about me. Apple didn't care about its developers. Build a web application using JavaScript and AJAX (a Microsoft innovation, I might add) over AT&T's EDGE network? Fuck you!

Hate is such a strong word, but I think I can verifiably say that I hate Mac OS X (Leopard). In a past life I wrote Mac software on Mac OS X (Tiger) and everything was wonderful, I enjoyed using Mail, iCal, Xcode, Safari and even iTunes sometimes. I liked using my computer, I enjoyed using the tools handed to me by the gods on high in the mountains of Cupertino.

Now a couple months since upgrading to Leopard certain that everything was going to be even more awesome than before, I type this from my openSUSE 10.3 workstation, running Opera, Thunderbird, Sunbird, Banshee and Gnome Terminals open all over the place. The tipping point was an afternoon at a coffee shop with my lovely MacBook Pro (code named "cherry") when I closed Safari entirely because it was leaking memory, only to open it again for about an hour, and notice that it had started leaking again and in the course of an hour had a memory footprint of 1.3GB.

Using Mail.app in Leopard has been nothing but a complete and total nightmare, somehow Mail.app's internal IMAP implementation can lock up the entire machine causing the Finder, Safari and Terminal all to beachball while Mail.app takes 15 minutes only to end up crashing. Too many stack traces I've watched Mail.app emit have all been rooted in their IMAP support. Thunderbird is also a miserable piece of software, I'm convinced that everybody except the one engineer I know at Mozilla is a complete and utter idiot, but when Thunderbird locks up, I can still use the rest of my system. Somehow Apple has munged the lines between userland and kernel space so much that userland applications can take control of the machine leaving the user on the sidelines while applications compete for resources and bicker amongst themselves.

I had mentioned previously that iChatAgent in Leopard leaks, I'm going to take that statement back. iChatAgent in Leopard hemorrhages memory, and I think I know why now.

While I was napping, there was a network hiccup causing iChat to get disconnected, when the network connectivity returned, it first tried to sign on a couple of Jabber accounts, both of which use self-signed SSL certificates. Being the lovely old chap that iChat is it prompted the user (napping at the time) to accept the self-signed certificate. While the dialog box was up, iChat sat waiting around before it signed on the other accounts and spun and spun and spun.

iChat spun and spun and spun until all the available disk space for virtual memory was used up by every process that had to swap out to make space for iChatAgent's demands on real memory, and then by iChatAgent itself swapping out.

God fucking damnit.

I really don't have much that I can say about this, I came into the office after leaving my Mac on (as per usual) for about 12 hours and found that I was out of space on my startup disk, out of all available system memory, and things were crashing left and right.

What the fuck right?

Well, after I recovered the system enough to pop open "Activity Monitor" I found the exact culprit.

Scott Stevenson beat me to the punch in announcing it, but I might as well reflect the sentiment and invite you all (even those of you who actually don't live in Silicon Valley) to come out to Cupertino tomorrow (thursday) night to see if I can actually pull off a Windows-esque presentation in front of a room full of Mac developers.

I will be discussing a lot of the latest developments in .NET 3.0 and Visual Studio 2005 and contrasting them where appropriate to the state of Mac development with Xcode, Cocoa, Objective-C and all the other niceties that Leopard's developer tools offer. If possible I will also try to work in a bit about Mono as another alternative in the sea of options for developers these days.

I'll make sure that I either post my slides to my flickr stream or the PDF of the slides to this blog after the fact. If I don't however post before Saturday that means I've probably been beaten up and left for dead by a room full of angry Mac developers.

Ever since coming across the (draft) specification for NAT-PMP I've been almost in love with the absurdly simple NAT port mapping protocol. The unfortunate downside is that NAT-PMP isn't well supported except on Airport base stations, one of which I recently acquired, so as is customary when I welcome a new device into my apartment, I had to write some code for it. I hate to sound like a fan-boy, but like Bonjour, Stuart Cheshire's other baby, NAT-PMP is sickeningly simple. A series of straight-forward UDP packets is all that is needed for a local (inside the NAT) device to create a mapping on the NAT device itself.